Art thou Indian

Ok i'm not being prejudice but it's some common very desi
charecteristics that most of us indians have

You can always add more

Your Indian If :

• Everything you eat is savoured in chilli powder dripping with oil or filled with ghee .
• You still use steel utensils .
• You re-use plastic boxes that you get free or as take ways .
• You re use gift wrappers aluminum foil and gift boxes .
• You can't leave home without fod in your bag .
• There are at least three people who come to see you off at the station even if your going only for a day
• You address all ppl older than you as uncle or aunty .
• You live with your parents until your married or for ever .
• You have atleast ten second cousins and discover new relatives at every social function .
• You buy things at discount sales or when you get free gifts with it .
• You always like to know whether its a "LOVE " or "ARRANGED" marriage .
• If your at the airport your standing next to the two largest suitcases .
• You think it's normal to attend a party two hours late !
• Your children are named in rhymes like sita and gita, bunty and monty, kinni and pinni .
• Your children have pets names which is no where near to their original names like keerthana and chickoo!
• You talk at leat for an hour at the front door before saying good bye .
• Your parents wioll tellyou not to care about what your friends think of you but they will not allow you to do things because "Uncles and Aunties " will not approve of it .
• You use grocery bags to hold your garbage .
• You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker .
• You fight over who pays dinner bills .
• You majoured in law medicine or engineering .
• You never use measuring cups while cooking .
• You've never stood in a queue .
• You make long distant calls only after 11 pm in the night .
• You keep bed sheets on sofas so that they do not get dirty (my mum does that) .
• When you dine out you think that 10 Rs tip is enough .
• It's embarassing if your wedding has less than 600 people .
• You list yoyur daughter as "Fair and Slim " no matter what she looks like !
• All your tupperware is stained with food colour .
• You have mastered the art of bargaining .
• You watch soap operasor atleast love commenting when your family watches them .
• Every festival ensures new clothes even if the last festival was two days ago .
• You cry when the hero dies in the movie and curse the villain .
• You wake upto the loud speaker blarring god songs in the morning or your grand ma chanting .
• You love home made sweets and snacks .
• You enjoy anything that is free .
• You love cricket and Sachin Tendulkar.
• You comment about the government but never vote .
• You think use of Contraceptives will cause serious problems .
• You tell your children that babies are given by god and never talk openly about SEX .
• You feel that loosing your virginity before marriage is a sin .
• You believe in good and bad days and other such omens .
• You believe that God will punish you if you do not feed the poor when someone dies in you house .
• You Love America and wish to get a bridegroom from there for your daughter .
• AND most of all you loved reading this .

hope you guys agree .